Imagine my surprise when I stumbled upon this little gem today. It glittered like Edward's skin in the midday sunlight. I've often wondered what motivates girls to report false claims of rape and sexual assaults, lucky for me that question was answered today http://www.idahostatesman.com/2011/02/12/1524703/authorities-twilight-fan-lied.html Teen Mom's meets Twilight, can you imagine how fucked up that kid would be? Nothing like some underage, vampire role playing to get you grounded... oh and 19 year old creeper, I guess that's a new angle to work, but seriously dude you suck (get it?).
Here's to the next generation of Twihard retards!
High Five America.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Why I Love America Today...
With the magnifying glass on so many high-profile, same-sex couples and the gay rights movement on the verge of gaining mainstream support and momentum, thank god that there are stories like this (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1354916/Cynthia-Nixons-lesbian-partner-Christine-Marinoni-secretly-gives-birth-baby-boy.html) to make it clear that gays make just as many odd coupling choices as the straights. Any place where Skeletor and fat Ronald Weasely can fall in love and have a baby is ok by me.
High Five America!
High Five America!
Friday, January 28, 2011
Where's the Beef?!
I had been thinking of creating this blog for a while, but it was this story (http://www.cnbc.com/id/41308545) in particular that really pushed me over the edge and made me think that there had to be a small niche of the interwebz that I can fill with social commentary, pop culture mockery and reported sites of fake Ke$has. I am beginning to lose count of the amount of times per day I shake my head in disgust at the actions of a fellow American, a group of them or just our culture in general. So this is where I am going to take out my frustrations. Blog, consider yourself the whipping boy of my social consciousness.
So apparently we are suing shitty 'restaurants' for having shitty food these days. Hmm, that is curious... I don't actually think this person or persons will succeed in their lawsuit; a company as large as Taco Bell is going to protect itself from lawsuits by making sure their food is up to standard, even if its the bare minimum. I will say, however, I love LOVE love Taco Bell's response, it's basically like the biggest fuck you they could muster and will help with their image in the long run.
And really when did Americans start to care about what they put in their mouth? I mean, if KFC can genetically alter chicken without any attempt to hide the mutations they cook up and people still eat it.
So apparently we are suing shitty 'restaurants' for having shitty food these days. Hmm, that is curious... I don't actually think this person or persons will succeed in their lawsuit; a company as large as Taco Bell is going to protect itself from lawsuits by making sure their food is up to standard, even if its the bare minimum. I will say, however, I love LOVE love Taco Bell's response, it's basically like the biggest fuck you they could muster and will help with their image in the long run.
And really when did Americans start to care about what they put in their mouth? I mean, if KFC can genetically alter chicken without any attempt to hide the mutations they cook up and people still eat it.
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