Imagine my surprise when I stumbled upon this little gem today. It glittered like Edward's skin in the midday sunlight. I've often wondered what motivates girls to report false claims of rape and sexual assaults, lucky for me that question was answered today http://www.idahostatesman.com/2011/02/12/1524703/authorities-twilight-fan-lied.html Teen Mom's meets Twilight, can you imagine how fucked up that kid would be? Nothing like some underage, vampire role playing to get you grounded... oh and 19 year old creeper, I guess that's a new angle to work, but seriously dude you suck (get it?).
Here's to the next generation of Twihard retards!
High Five America.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Why I Love America Today...
With the magnifying glass on so many high-profile, same-sex couples and the gay rights movement on the verge of gaining mainstream support and momentum, thank god that there are stories like this (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1354916/Cynthia-Nixons-lesbian-partner-Christine-Marinoni-secretly-gives-birth-baby-boy.html) to make it clear that gays make just as many odd coupling choices as the straights. Any place where Skeletor and fat Ronald Weasely can fall in love and have a baby is ok by me.
High Five America!
High Five America!
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